"I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that`s a fresher....I`m going on break." ~Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) May he rest in peace with a bottle of rum and a tri-breasted hooker.